Top 10 Hilarious Vomiting Statues

Let me tell you my story about vomiting and statues. True story by the way. Here in Serbia, we have something called ‘Slava’ it’s a family’s annual ceremony and veneration of our patron saint, basically a social event where we eat as much as we can and drink from time to time a bit too much. It was my friend’s annual ceremony and I’ve drunk an almost full bottle of whiskey. Don’t really like whiskey. The next morning I went to the bathroom which looked quite different this time than it was yesterday when I arrived at the friend’s house. Oh yeah, I guess I slept at his house too. I’d noticed I wore a t-shirt that wasn’t mine. My hair was really spiky like it was washed with a shampoo. Strange. The bathroom was missing a carpet as well. I was a cactus as Australians would say. I was smelling so bad on whiskey. It turned out I vomited quite a lot. 2 men held me. I filled up the sink with my vomit to the top and dropped my head in deep. My hair, therefore, needed to be washed by somebody. Urine was also everywhere as they say. Can’t really remember. I’ve recovered well, bounced back brilliantly, didn’t drink for a year, and then it came, friend’s annual ceremony once again… It’s a long story. Don’t drink kids, vomiting sucks, and other good solid inspiring messages. Cheers!

Doing it with style


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That friend that would hold your ankles while you puke of the building


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Ice and Fire


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Born to be a firefighter


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She’s just slurping back the drool into her mouth. Classic


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When you just don’t wanna listen when they tell you had enough to drink


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Mama-birding killer statue


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Read a confession of your Curious Doodle author above to learn a thing or none about vomiting statues

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